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Post by thevampiredio Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:03 pm

Hey, do you want to be so victorious? Try powercryx! Army selections for people who need gratuitous amounts of victory! With all-new flavors like corrosion! Continuous corrosion! It's like adding hydrochloric acid to infinity! Sound the alarm, you're going to be uncomfortably victorious!

What's that? You want warjacks? How about bonejacks! Made with souls! Real souls! Charges! (aaaaaaahhhh!!) you'll be good at them! It's an army made of death! Deatharmy! These aren't your warcaster's puns, these are deathpuns! Torukpuns

magic, souls, magic, souls, bane thralls, bile thralls, bloat thralls, more thralls than your army has room for! You'll be so fast that sorcha will be like "slooooooowwww dooooooowwwwwnnn." and you'll be like "melt you!" and spray her in the face with your venom spell!

You'll have so much victory, victory (aaaaahhh!!) just winning all the time! Power running, power charging, power shooting, power casting, power feating, power channeling, power creating scrap thralls! You'll have so many scrap thralls! 400 scrap thralls!

Give corrosion to your scrap thralls and they'll be good at exploding! Make your scrap thralls explode abnormally violently! They'll explode as violently as grenades! People will watch them exploding and think they're actual grenades! They'll explode as violently as grenades, being compared against actual grenades and it'll be a tie and your helljacks will start throwing them instead!!

Hey, go with the sure thing, don't gamble on your victory (snake eyes!). Try powercryx, the army that will make you (aaaahhh) winning (aaaaaahhh!)
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Post by gizmoduck Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:13 am

LOL'ed my s off.
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Post by almond Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:13 pm

No bear blasting. I'm disappointed Sad
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